North Korea Demands Hollywood, Sony Ban Seth Rogen From Making Any More Films – The Interview

Seth Rogen answers media questions moments after he finding out he was being ‘blacklisted’ from Hollywood due to The Interview.

Hollywood, California – North Korea has confessed its involvement in forcing Sony to cancel The Interview, a film that follows two journalists in their journey to kill North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.  Hired by the CIA, Seth Rogen spearheads the journalistic duo in an apparent attempt at a lighthearted comedy about assassinating a world leader.

Surprisingly, Kim Jong Un did not take kindly to the movie and as many suspected launched hacktivists “The Guardians of Peace” to strike Sony.  After enduring weeks of leaked Sony internal emails and finally issuing terror threats against any theater that would dare show the movie, Sony and Hollywood have agreed to fully cancel any and all showings of The Interview.

But when it rains it pours for Seth Rogen.  In their latest communique, Sony  revealed that Kim Jong Un’s sponsored  group demanded ‘Rogen never act in a Hollywood movie, or there shall be dire consequences’.

Effective immediately, Rogen has been stripped of his SAG card and banned from Hollywood.

Insiders are concerned that with Sony’s actions, other nations and terrorist may now attempt a hacking campaign against Hollywood studios who air movies that are offensive to them.  By caving in to terrorism, Sony may have inadvertently given a path to censorship for those who love to stand against freedom.

What do you think?

Written by Cal Warren

Energy, food, and water is not a human right, it should be privatized. Until we realize that fact, scarcity will produce countless wars that while profitable, shall continue to plague humanity.

- Cal Warren Oils future capitalist and Big American News contributor.


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