Proof: Chemtrails Being Used to Chemically Infect Men with Homosexuality
Homosexuality is spreading at an alarming rate. The CDC reports that for every 100 men, 5 are full out gay. But even more startling, for every 100 men, 43 are secretly or agnostic gay.
Why are so many men undecided on their homosexuality? It used to be you were either Johnny Cash or Pavarotti, blue jeans or leather chaps. Now men get married to wives and have children, yet secretly lust for weekend trysts with Cabana boys in Cuba. We have seen sterling Republicans and church pastors fall down the murky, turgid pits of homosexuality and up to this point, we have failed to ask the most important question. Why?
Well, thankfully the image above was mailed to my inbox by reader Dan W. from Oregon. Dan came across this image and professors at his university confirmed the chemical being shot from the back of this jet is a homosexualized version of a drug very similar to crystal meth.
The history of Homosexual Chemtrails is actually honorable. During the Reagan era, the chemical was actually developed to weaken the armies of the Soviet Union. Instead of fighting the might of the USSR, Reagan plotted to use clever techniques such as Star Wars, prayer and chemically-induced homosexuality to throw Russia into a state of chaos.
The plans worked. Reports of Russian soldiers braving Siberian winters ‘beneath the sheets’ became that of legend, Vladimir Putin still showing latent signs of rugged homosexuality that even he could not fight off.
More recently, US jets flew sorties over North Korea, attempting to weaken Kim Jong Un’s reign over the nation by altering his DNA to have a higher affinity for homosexuality. The government photo at right shows the success of those efforts, as we can see the leader posing in a Greek-styled sauna in a blue dress, his pleasure men tending to his every whim.
But as expected, Obama has taken a weapon meant to weaken the enemies of America and turned it on the citizens of the United States. All within areas where gay marriage incidence has sharply increased and especially in regions where outbreaks of homosexuality have increased, we have more documented reports of planes flying overhead, squirting out torrents of rainbow colored gases.