God Melts Antartica with Fiery 65 Degree Heat, Gays Are To Blame

The frozen tundra is becoming a jungle of slush and it looks like gays are to blame. NASA confirms that globally, 2014 was the warmest year on record. All across the globe nations reported unprecedented heat, droughts and famine that are reminiscent of Biblical era wrath. .
But do not forget, 2014 has been the gayest year on record. Never before in human history has gay marriage been so widely accepted and Christians so persecuted. Christians dared to stand up for themselves in Indiana with the Religious Freedom Act, to only find themselves the ostracized victims of commercial boycotts.
Obama is treating Iran’s nuclear ambitions better than Christian’s moral marriage ambitions. How is it that we live in a world where we applaud terrorists wanting to build nuclear bombs, but we cannot support Christians wanting to build a nuclear family?
It is no surprise that God is raining down waves of heated wrath not only on America, but the rest of the world. The latest bit of wrath: God has struck Antartica with an unprecedented heat wave, the smelting fires of anger causing the icy continent to go sublime in a day.