Obama Orders Homosexual Chemtrail Missions Over Indiana Day After “Religious Freedom Bill” Passed
Obama administration sanctioned Homosexual chemtrail missions are being flown over Indiana. Reports of homosexual outbreaks have increased since 0657 Eastern time. It remains unconfirmed if the plane pictured is Air Force One itself flying over Indiana and leaking homosexual-inducing chemtrails on the male population.
Homosexuality is spreading in Indiana. Only one day after Indiana Governor Mike Pence tried to protect Christian businesses from onslaughts of gay customers, it seems Obama has ordered an increase in homosexual chemtrail missions to be flown over the state.
Families awoke to horror early Friday morning, married men in a daze. One woman from Brownsburg said she woke up at 5:30 due to awkward noises coming from her husband’s office study. When she peaked in she saw him ‘looking at gay internet websites and being stimulated by them.”
The woman’s testimony matches that in other regions where homosexual chemtrail missions are being flown. The CDC estimates that for every 100 men, five are admitted gay. But recently there is a new statistic showing that an incredible 48 out of 100 men are secretly or agnostic gay.
This confusing increase in homosexuality is directly related to the homosexual chemtrail missions. The Obama Administration has turned Soviet-era bioweapons, designed to turn enemy armies gay, into an aerosol vapor whose ethyrs are very similar to crystal meth.
While the fashionable carnival glass, rainbow colored appearance is not intentional, it does serve as an almost ominous, symbolic warning go straight men: homosexuality is literally being rained down from the sky and upon them. Men are no longer in full control of their homosexuality, they are no longer free to make the choice 100% for themselves.
Today many men are protesting Governor Pence and do not even know why they are doing it. Why are they so mad at the governor for trying to protect the greater Indianapolis area from becoming a Sodomy-Megalopolis, something we’ve seen happen time and time again on the East coast.
Several sources indicate they believe they saw Air Force One itself flying over Indiana, squirting out the rainbow-colored gas vapor that could very well turn many more men to homosexuality.
The mists of homosexual chemtrails coalesces with natural water vapor in the sky, then eventually come closer to the ground as breathable air.
While the colors of the homosexual inducing chemtrails is alluring, perhaps like a carnival glass of which gay love to use to decorate their spacious, modern homes, the effects of breathing it are inimitable: sudden primal urge for foreign testosterone, increased appetite for deep sarcasm and satiating one’s most innate wanton desires.
The chemtrails form mini cyclones when mixing with the air, then shoot down in a stream to the land. Men are breathing these chemicals into their lung and becoming increasingly confused on their homosexuality, having trouble fighting off urges to experiment with their new desires.