Are Yoga Pants The Gateway To Satan?

Are Yoga Pants The Gateway To Satan?

Women who wear yoga pants should be ashamed of themselves.  Not only do yoga pants demean a woman’s body and objectify female anatomy, but they also ruin marriages and pervert college children’s perception of decency. To bring this story close to home, we interviewed former college student Bradley Eubanks.  ‘Radical Bradical’ as his friends called him ..

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JNCO Jeans Already Causing 73% Increase in High School Pregnancies

JNCO Jeans Already Causing 73% Increase in High School Pregnancies

School officials nationwide report that students are buying ‘JNCO jeans in record numbers’. Suddenly, students are “skipping class, playing hackey-sack, listening to grunge music and pounding down Surge! and marijuana cocktails”. The morally bereft culture of Clinton-era high schools is haunting America again and JNCO Jeans are to blame. .During the late 90s parents may ..

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Selena Gomez Goes Without Top in Racy V Magazine Photo

Selena Gomez Goes Without Top in Racy V Magazine Photo

Selena Gomez apparently took off her shirt and provoked sensuality in a new spread of V Magazine.  The sensual photos as you could see show off the actress’ flesh and are apparently not photoshopped. If you are hoping to get a good look at the photos in my journalism here, then too bad!  This is ..

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Marijuana Addict Afroman Punches Female Fan in the Face #MarijuanaRage

Marijuana Addict Afroman Punches Female Fan in the Face #MarijuanaRage

Longtime marijuana aficionado Afroman is in trouble and marijuana is to blame.  It turns out that all of his years of cannabis abuse  have somehow built up into marijuanarage, a well-documented phenomena that shares similarities to roidrage. TMZ broke the story of Afroman, who is famous for the song ‘Because I Got High’ and being ..

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Brian Williams To Replace Retiring Jon Stewart As Host of The Daily Show

Brian Williams To Replace Retiring Jon Stewart As Host of The Daily Show

Sources confirm the news that Jon Stewart is retiring from The Daily Show and is slated to be replaced by former NBC Nightly News managing editor Brian Williams. Industry insiders allegedly knew of the deal for months now as PR teams worked to have Williams tenure at NBC smoothly transition to a ‘comedy-based format’ where ..

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Measles Outbreak Is Being Caused by Increases In Gay Marriage

Measles Outbreak Is Being Caused by Increases In Gay Marriage

It is no coincidence that for every 1 gay marriage, four more children are becoming infected with measles.  This correlation implies causation, so if you live in a gay marriage legal portion of the country beware for your children are now 75% more likely to catch measles. According to the CDC, measles is a highly contagious ..

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Obama Unveils Global Warming Plan To Transform Earth Into Satan’s Fiery Kingdom

Obama Unveils Global Warming Plan To Transform Earth Into Satan’s Fiery Kingdom

Scientists from NASA and NOAA report 2014 was the hottest year in human history.  Even today, throughout the Midwest states in the US a heat wave has temperatures 80 degrees above January average. For years, conservatives and liberals have argued over claims of global warming.   Now this year Obama is making his big reveal. ..

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Obama Forces Boy Who Went To Heaven To Say It Was All A Lie

Obama Forces Boy Who Went To Heaven To Say It Was All A Lie

Obama’s war to destroy Jesus, Christian and Americans has gone to all new atrocious levels. In an almost shocking move, Obama has forced the little boy who went to Heaven to say it was all a lie. Sources close to Obama’s administration said Obama paid the boy a phone call and made it clear his ..

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