Felicity Fallon
Washington –
According to several online sources, 16-year-old Malia Obama is pregnant. Rumors of Malia Obama’s pregnancy started several weeks ago, all after a now-forgotten and fired low-level political staffer accused Malia and Sasha Obama of dressing like they ‘belong in a bar’.
Jenna Bush, daughter of President Bush, took to the defense of the Obama girls and even revealed that her time in the White House was far more scandalous, yet no one dared say anything about the Bush twins.
Research into the issue reveals that Malia Obama is not actually pregnant, is not a bar-floozy and is not part of Barack Obama’s campaign to ‘bring a new age of liberal darkness by destroying Jesus’, as many conservatives would have you believe.
