The gays have quickly moved to claim a newly formed island near the Tonga for themselves. Last week a violent explosion of the Hunga Tonga volcano created a massively beautiful and sprawling brand new island in the South Pacific. Fastidious as ever, the powerful Gay Union completed paperwork and quickly crowdfunded over $98 billion ..
As America finally starts to thaw out and emerge from the most brutal winter in recorded history, the onus of responsibility falls upon today’s modern Christian to ask an important question: have the gays grown too strong to fight? This past winter as we prayed for God to punish Obama and those who tried ..