UN Warns Obama To Not Unleash Killer Robots on American Christians

UN Warns Obama To Not Unleash Killer Robots on American Christians

Only one day ago Barack Obama unveiled his latest robotic line, the Kylongules X0-34 series. The “Dark Robot” as it is being called in media circles is specifically programmed to ‘analyze data to see who has the flu and eventual Ebola vaccine’. While Obama is claiming the robot is to be a ‘help’ to humanity, ..

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Obama Unveils Dark Robot To Destroy Jesus and Start New Age of Liberal Darkness

Obama Unveils Dark Robot To Destroy Jesus and Start New Age of Liberal Darkness

Now that Christians have won control of the Congress, Obama is being forced to move up his end game. FOR IT IS WRITTEN:  It was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation.  – Revelation 13:7 Obama is ..

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Scientists Invent Marijuana Smoke Detector

Scientists Invent Marijuana Smoke Detector

Vice has brought great news to the world today.  The device above is part of a wonderful technological achievement constructed by a Darthmouth professor. In a nutshell, the smoke detector can parse between various types of smoke, most importantly the smoke produced when a drug users lights up a marijuana cigarette. We all know the statistics:  for ..

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Big Foot Is Latest Ebola Victim, Corpse of Legendary Creature To Be Quarantined 21 Days

Big Foot Is Latest Ebola Victim, Corpse of Legendary Creature To Be Quarantined 21 Days

Hunters tracking mule deer on land between the Quebec and Maine border came across a shocking, grisly site.  Above we see the body of the legendary ‘Sasquatch’ monster, known throughout most of the world as ‘Big Foot’.  The great mammalian creature is seen weakened and sick, near death in the photograph taken during first November ..

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Sorry Gays:  Science Reveals Too Power Bottoming Causes Prostate Cancer

Sorry Gays: Science Reveals Too Power Bottoming Causes Prostate Cancer

The gay staff writers over at the sodomy megaolpolis Queerty.com must be prophets.  They accurately predicted my excitement over recent news that too much power bottoming is now scientifically proven to lead to cancer.  For my gay friends and readers, I am sorry to break this news to you.  But the way I look at it ..

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ISIS Destroys NASA’s Antares Rocket, Announces “Americans Allowed in Space No More”

ISIS Destroys NASA’s Antares Rocket, Announces “Americans Allowed in Space No More”

ISIS is to blame for the recent destruction of NASA’s Antares Rocket. Only moments ago, the world looked on as America reached for the heavens with the privately contracted Antares Rocket.  A joint $1.9 billion dollar project between NASA and a private company, the unmanned spacecraft was to deliver over 5,000 pounds of cargo to ..

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ISIS Lands Astronaut On The Moon

ISIS Lands Astronaut On The Moon

In the photograph above, the worst of America’s fears is realized.  ISIS terrorists have landed a man on the moon. Only hours ago ISIS updated their Twitter newsfeed with the harrowing image.  We can see in the foreground of the photograph an ISIS terrorist posing for a camera, the ISIS standard flying to his left side. ..

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Obama Unleashed Ebola Virus in New York City

Obama Unleashed Ebola Virus in New York City

  Obama unleashes his greatest attack against Jesus and America in his term, directly attacks New York City with Ebola.   Whenever terrorists want to attack America, it is inevitable that they will turn their eyes toward the crown jewel of New York City.  America’s financial center and true melting pot, the Big Apple is ..

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17 Ebola Patients Escape Quarantine In Liberia

Liberian authorities report that 17 Ebola patients were in quarantine when a sudden mob formed and attacked the clinic from the outside.  Internal sources in Liberia reveal that the mob had two goals:  rid their town of all Ebola patients and to shut down the clinic. While the Ebola patients used the chaotic scene to ..

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Image of Secret X-37B Leaked Online, Shows Obama Looking Over High Tech Space Vehicle

Image of Secret X-37B Leaked Online, Shows Obama Looking Over High Tech Space Vehicle

The first image of NASA’s secretive X-37B spacecraft has been leaked online by an anonymous source in Washington.  The image shows President Obama looking over the control panels of the spacecraft.  Telemetry data appears on the monitors and one monitor reveals deep space scans, indicating the craft is able to use advanced telescoping imaging. The ..

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