God Unleashes Coldest Blizzard In History of America, Gays Are To Blame

God Unleashes Coldest Blizzard In History of America, Gays Are To Blame

The gays have once again forced God’s hand of wrath into action.   Just one day after Valentine’s Day in the newly gay friendly America, look at what God has unleashed upon us.  It is obvious that he’s very upset that so many married male couples shared romantic dinners, fleshy knowing eye gazes across the candlelit ..

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Childhood Measles Vaccine Increase Risk of Adult Homosexuality by 97%

Childhood Measles Vaccine Increase Risk of Adult Homosexuality by 97%

New research is proving the link between children who get a childhood measles vaccine having a 97 times greater chance of becoming homosexual in adult life. Italian researchers found that certain vaccinations are a causal factor in late-onset homosexuality. The data from the research indicate that when the measles vaccine is introduced into a child, the ..

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Black Robots Commit 96 Times More Crime Than White Robots, Scientists Cannot Figure Out Why

Black Robots Commit 96 Times More Crime Than White Robots, Scientists Cannot Figure Out Why

Startling news from Honda laboratories has alarmed scientists all around the world. One day ago Honda unleashed ‘Asimo Black’, designed to be a companion robot that can identify with minorities and be introduced to the home by the year 2020. But initial statistical data already finds that black Asimo robots commit 96 times more crime ..

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Researchers Release Picture of Ebola ‘Patient Zero’, Contracted Ebola ‘Playing in Bat Tree’

Researchers Release Picture of Ebola ‘Patient Zero’, Contracted Ebola ‘Playing in Bat Tree’

WHO researchers in Liberia have isolated ‘patient zero’ in the deadly outbreak of Ebola that plagued multiple countries in 2014.  Researchers believe the patient and his two-year-old son contracted Ebola after being bitten by fruit bats located in a thicket of trees outside their village. Isaiah 26:19-20 19 Your dead shall live; their bodies shall ..

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Satan To Submerge Earth Six Days of December Darkness to Celebrate Obama

NASA officials confirmed to multiple media outlets that Earth will be submitted to ‘6 days of darkness’ this December.  For over 6 years now religious leaders have warned that Satan would celebrate a 6 days of dark Jubilee during the Christmas season, fulfilling ancient prophesy. Only one week ago, NASA ran a smoke-and-mirrors campaign with ..

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Caught This Little Shit Trying To Evolve, Threw It Right Back In The Water

Caught This Little Shit Trying To Evolve, Threw It Right Back In The Water

My dear friends, it seems the horde atheists of Obama have evolved a fish with teeth!  I thank goodness that there was a soul from Reddit.com who caught these little bastard trying to evolve AGAINST GOD ante threw it right back in the water! Mark my words, Satan lives nothing better than some collard greens, ..

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Obama Replaces Inept Secret Service With New Christian Killer Robots

Obama Replaces Inept Secret Service With New Christian Killer Robots

President Barack Hussein Obama stormed back into the United States in dramatic fashion. Gone all last week to Asia on a ‘diplomatic mission’, Obama demanded a red carpet rolled out for his return to the United States. “These damned Republicans cannot be trusted.  If they cannot extend their hand to embrace me in democracy, then ..

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Obama’s Christian Hunting Robot Escapes Laboratory in China, Immediately Kills Two Missionaries

CCTV footage captures moment Asimo robot kicks a Christian missionary off the top of China’s Advanced Robotic Laboratory Headquarters in Beijing Beijing, China – China had to call in US special forces to help track down a variation ofHonda’s advanced Asimo Robot.  Chinese and Japanese scientists have been in a partnership on the Asimo project.  Standing at 4’3″ tall ..

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Republican Congress Votes to End Obamacare April 2015

Republican Congress Votes to End Obamacare April 2015

Washington, DC With sweeping victories in the midterm elections, Republicans are wasting no time in exercising their majority power in Congress.  The first act of the new Congress is the immediate repeal of Barack Obama’s Affordable Care Act. While Obama can try to veto the new legislation, with majority voting Congress will pass the bill ..

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