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God Unleashes Coldest Blizzard In History of America, Gays Are To Blame

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Childhood Measles Vaccine Increase Risk of Adult Homosexuality by 97%

New research is proving the link between children who get a childhood measles vaccine having a 97 ti...

Black Robots Commit 96 Times More Crime Than White Robots, Scientists Cannot Figure Out Why

Honda released its new ‘Black Asimo’ robot line today and the results were shocking. Ins...

Researchers Release Picture of Ebola ‘Patient Zero’, Contracted Ebola ‘Playing in Bat Tree’

WHO researchers in Liberia have isolated ‘patient zero’ in the deadly outbreak of Ebola...

Satan To Submerge Earth Six Days of December Darkness to Celebrate Obama

NASA officials confirmed to multiple media outlets that Earth will be submitted to ‘6 days of...

Caught This Little Shit Trying To Evolve, Threw It Right Back In The Water

My dear friends, it seems the horde atheists of Obama have evolved a fish with teeth!  I thank goo...

Obama’s Sweeping Gay Marriage Legalization Causing Seals to Fornicate with Penguins

This is what happens when you allow gay marriage. FOR IT IS WRITTEN:  If a man lies with a male as ...

Obama Replaces Inept Secret Service With New Christian Killer Robots

President Barack Hussein Obama stormed back into the United States in dramatic fashion. Gone all las...

Obama’s Christian Hunting Robot Escapes Laboratory in China, Immediately Kills Two Missionaries

CCTV footage captures moment Asimo robot kicks a Christian missionary off the top of China’s...

Republican Congress Votes to End Obamacare April 2015

Washington, DC With sweeping victories in the midterm elections, Republicans are wasting no time in...