Scientists Invent Marijuana Smoke Detector

Scientists Invent Marijuana Smoke Detector

Vice has brought great news to the world today.  The device above is part of a wonderful technological achievement constructed by a Darthmouth professor. In a nutshell, the smoke detector can parse between various types of smoke, most importantly the smoke produced when a drug users lights up a marijuana cigarette. We all know the statistics:  for ..

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Obama Destroys Internet, Wants To Make it “Government Owned Utility”

Obama Destroys Internet, Wants To Make it “Government Owned Utility”

Barack Obama is attacking the Internet. In an amazing display of communist tyranny, Barack Obama announced his plans to take-over all internet companies and to give the federal government control over the Internet. In Obama’s Trotsky-laden proposal, he has outlined the following provisions which flies in the face of post-modern American capitalism and democracy: No ..

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Obama’s America:  90-Year-Old, 2 Pastors Arrested for Feeding The Homeless

Obama’s America: 90-Year-Old, 2 Pastors Arrested for Feeding The Homeless

  Fort Lauderdale, Florida – So the persecution of the righteous begins.  In Fort Lauderdale, Florida, 2 church pastors and a 90-year-old man have been forcibly arrested for the great crime of feeding the homeless. The Bible warns Americans to always treat the poor with respect and to try to give them double of what ..

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Obama To Blame For Republicans Winning All 2014 Senate Elections

Obama To Blame For Republicans Winning All 2014 Senate Elections

Well Democrats, you brought this fate upon yourselves.  You have no one to blame but Obama that Christian America united to vote Democrats out of office.  Now, from 2014 to 2024, you will have no say in politics. Republicans control the Congress by an overwhelming majority.  From how things turned out yesterday, it is clear ..

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ISIS Celebrates US Election Results, Looks Forward to ‘Republican Congress Getting Duped into Expensive Wars with Us’

ISIS Celebrates US Election Results, Looks Forward to ‘Republican Congress Getting Duped into Expensive Wars with Us’

ISIS released an official ‘thank you’ to American voters early Wednesday morning.  For several weeks, ISIS leaders purportedly fretted as it looked Americans were determined to vote for Democrats in the 2014 elections. “I have to admit, we were sweating bullets,” an anonymous ISIS spokesperson said on Twitter.  “I mean, for a second there we ..

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Jesus Helps Republicans Rig 2014 Elections, Takes Stand Against Obama’s Plan to Destroy Jesus and Create Age of Liberal Darkness

Jesus Helps Republicans Rig 2014 Elections, Takes Stand Against Obama’s Plan to Destroy Jesus and Create Age of Liberal Darkness

The 2014 midterm election results are in and it is nothing but good news for moral, upstanding Americans.  Christians now control the majority of the House and Senate, meaning Christians now control the United States Congress. By becoming majority leaders, the Congress is now in a position to destroy Obama’s policies in the next two ..

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Obama Bribing Poor Voters With Free Phones if they Vote Democrat

Obama Bribing Poor Voters With Free Phones if they Vote Democrat

The Democrats have been caught red handed.  Obama is suddenly offering ‘free cell phone plans’ for poor people if they get out and vote today.  Of course there is a questionnaire once once opens the site, asking if you are a registered democrat or republican. Click Republican results in a ‘404 Page Not Found Error’, ..

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Flirty World Series Commentators Basically Confess Gay Man Crushes on Madison Bumgarner During Royals Giants Game 7

Flirty World Series Commentators Basically Confess Gay Man Crushes on Madison Bumgarner During Royals Giants Game 7

During an already suspect (more on that later) World Series game 7 that pitted the gay-friendly and perhaps drug-induced San Francisco 49ers against the underdog and beloved Kansas City Royals, there was an extra flair of unbelievable flirting going on as commentators could not contain their libido as they did play-by-play cat-calling for pitcher Madison ..

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Sexy Ebola Nurse Halloween Costumes Go On Sale, Causing Tempers to Flare

Sexy Ebola Nurse Halloween Costumes Go On Sale, Causing Tempers to Flare

  With Halloween right around the corner, it is the time of year for women to enjoy the countless ‘fiery’ twist of costumes that show off a bit of flesh mixed with important memes and buzzing news. While I didn’t think anything could top ‘Sultry Frozen Princess’ this year, I was mistaken.  A skimpy ‘Sexy ..

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