Obama Replaces Inept Secret Service With New Christian Killer Robots

Obama Replaces Inept Secret Service With New Christian Killer Robots

President Barack Hussein Obama stormed back into the United States in dramatic fashion. Gone all last week to Asia on a ‘diplomatic mission’, Obama demanded a red carpet rolled out for his return to the United States. “These damned Republicans cannot be trusted.  If they cannot extend their hand to embrace me in democracy, then ..

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Obama’s Christian Hunting Robot Escapes Laboratory in China, Immediately Kills Two Missionaries

CCTV footage captures moment Asimo robot kicks a Christian missionary off the top of China’s Advanced Robotic Laboratory Headquarters in Beijing Beijing, China – China had to call in US special forces to help track down a variation ofHonda’s advanced Asimo Robot.  Chinese and Japanese scientists have been in a partnership on the Asimo project.  Standing at 4’3″ tall ..

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Republican Congress Votes to End Obamacare April 2015

Republican Congress Votes to End Obamacare April 2015

Washington, DC With sweeping victories in the midterm elections, Republicans are wasting no time in exercising their majority power in Congress.  The first act of the new Congress is the immediate repeal of Barack Obama’s Affordable Care Act. While Obama can try to veto the new legislation, with majority voting Congress will pass the bill ..

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UN Warns Obama To Not Unleash Killer Robots on American Christians

UN Warns Obama To Not Unleash Killer Robots on American Christians

Only one day ago Barack Obama unveiled his latest robotic line, the Kylongules X0-34 series. The “Dark Robot” as it is being called in media circles is specifically programmed to ‘analyze data to see who has the flu and eventual Ebola vaccine’. While Obama is claiming the robot is to be a ‘help’ to humanity, ..

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ISIS Now Minting Its Own Currency, Features Obama On The Silver Dirham Coin

ISIS Now Minting Its Own Currency, Features Obama On The Silver Dirham Coin

ISIS officials revealed that effectively immediately, they will be minting their own coins and all territory under their control can only use it in trade.  ISIS claims that it is reviving the Ottoman era coinage system and will no longer trade using ‘infidel dollars and the blasphemous money of America’s allies’. While Western officials are ..

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Gays Cause 4.8 Magnitude Earthquake in Kansas

Gays Cause 4.8 Magnitude Earthquake in Kansas

  Just moments after the Supreme Court ruled gay marriage is to be legal in Kansas, residents report a massive earthquake took place. The National Seismic Institute ruled the earthquake measured a massive 4.8 on the Richter scale.  The timing of the earthquake could only mean that God was very, very upset with the Supreme ..

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Barack Obama Caught At Kim Kardashian Break The Internet Photoshoot

Barack Obama Caught At Kim Kardashian Break The Internet Photoshoot

  In the image above, we can clearly see that Barack Obama is staring at Kim Kardashian’s backside.  Paper Magazine has famously published an image intended to “Break the Internet”, but the big reveal is not Kardashian’s Southern Hospitality. Instead, we can see the the President of the United States has kept up his habits ..

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Obama Unveils Dark Robot To Destroy Jesus and Start New Age of Liberal Darkness

Obama Unveils Dark Robot To Destroy Jesus and Start New Age of Liberal Darkness

Now that Christians have won control of the Congress, Obama is being forced to move up his end game. FOR IT IS WRITTEN:  It was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation.  – Revelation 13:7 Obama is ..

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Man Gets Eaten Live By Giant Anaconda

Man Gets Eaten Live By Giant Anaconda

  With the inevitable fall of ‘Honey Boo Boo’, reality television is looking to expand to more shocking and insane tactics to keep viewers glued to their television.   The latest idea for a reality television show is actually based in reality and makes the Hunger Games seem dangerously realistic. Before getting into the show ..

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