Sarah Palin Allows Son to Trample Black Dog

Sarah Palin Allows Son to Trample Black Dog

Sarah Palin is in hot water after posting Facebook photos showing her 6-year-old, Trig Palin, trampling their black dog. Palin took to Facebook to blast a ‘Happy New Year!” message to her fans and followers. “May 2015 see every stumbling block turned into a stepping stone on the path forward.  Trig just remind me.  He, determined to help ..

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U2 Bono May Never Play Guitar Again, Bike Crash Destroys U2’s Future

The future of legendary band U2 is in great jeopardy. U2’s most influential member and frontman, Bono, reveals that a cycling accident in New York may have rendered himself permanently injured after a cycling accident. Bono took to Twitter to reveal the news two his fans.  In a 6,000 word Tweet, Bono lamented:  “Recovery has ..

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Why Use Google, When Jesus Has All The Answers?

As we celebrate a new year that brings humanity one step closer to freedom from Barack Hussein Obama’s dark liberal reign and agenda to destroy Jesus, there are many questions that plague the mind. Why was Obama allowed to win two terms as president?  Why was he allowed to torment Christians with Ebola and androids designed to ..

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Ridley Scott Casts Christian Bale to Play Martin Luther King, Jr, in new ‘I Have a Dream’ Movie Blockbuster

Ridley Scott Casts Christian Bale to Play Martin Luther King, Jr, in new ‘I Have a Dream’ Movie Blockbuster

The black community is outraged after today’s announcement that Christian Bale has been cast to play Martin Luther King, Jr., in Ridley Scott’s 2016 epic, “I Have a Dream:  The Battle of American Destiny”. The biopic will chronicle King’s tumultuous journey from childhood in segregated Georgia and all the way through adulthood, where he fought ..

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Monkey Resuscitates Dying Friend

Monkey Resuscitates Dying Friend

Kanpur, India – A monkey in India is being hailed a genius and hero after reviving a fellow monkey. A shocked crowd stood and watched as a heroic monkey rushed to his friend’s aide.  A monkey had been walking on high voltage wire above a busy train station.  One of the wires was live and ..

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Obama Declares War on Christmas, Uses NORAD To Shoot Down Santa

Obama Declares War on Christmas, Uses NORAD To Shoot Down Santa

  Parents, please tell your children that Santa will not be delivering any Christmas presents this year.  Barack Obama has used NORAD to track down Santa and hunt him down with surface-to-air missiles. Obama is trying to marginalize Christmas and what better way to destroy Christmas than destroying Jesus and Santa.  Mark my words, Obama ..

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White Missouri Cop Kills Armed Black 18-Year-Old

White Missouri Cop Kills Armed Black 18-Year-Old

Berkeley, Missouri – Violent riots broke out last night after a white police officer shot an armed black 18-year-old male, only a few miles away from where Officer Darrin Wilson shot Michael Brown. The backstory to this incident started when a Saint Louis police officer responded to a report of a robbery at a Quick ..

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North Korea Switches to Comcast Internet, Entire Nation’s Internet Crashes

North Korea Switches to Comcast Internet, Entire Nation’s Internet Crashes

Pyongyang, North Korea – A fiery Kim Jong Un took to North Korean State Media early Tuesday morning to denounce American internet provider Comcast. According to Kim, sometime Monday Comcast issued North Korea a whopping $2 million bill that included fees for overages. The North Korean Ministry of Computer Science reveals that the small communist ..

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NASA Finds Life on Mars

The Curiosity rover found methane in the atmosphere of Mars. Soon after, the rover found organic chemicals in the soil of Mars. NASA states that these findings reveal alien, microbial life likely once dominated the planet and other forms of life may still be present on the planet

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Kansas Restaurant Kicks Gay Man Out, Tells Him “No Gay Eating Here”

Kansas Restaurant Kicks Gay Man Out, Tells Him “No Gay Eating Here”

Franton, Kansas – Proposed Jim Crow laws for gay people are already taking effect in Kansas and Michigan.   38-year-old Johnny Quinns-Smith wanted to get an egg-salad sandwich for himself and his fiance, Erique Boltzman.  He went to his local diner outside Franton, near Scranton, a place where he and Boltzman had occasionally ate over ..

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