Obama Attacked By Grist Plague of Bees While Reading ‘Where The Wild Things Are’ To School Children

Early this morning, Obama appeared before a group of innocent elementary school children. Obama chose to read evolution propaganda book Where the Wild Things Are to the children. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a swarm of bees descended upon Obama... Read more

Outbreak of Homosexuality in Indiana Forces Governor To Sign New Religious Freedom Law

 Indianapolis, Indiana – An outbreak of homosexuality in a suburb of Indianapolis forced state legislators and the governor to discretely meet and push through a holy law to protect straight men from catching homosexuality. The backstory... Read more