A Redditor posted a video that should be reported to the ASPCA. Here we see a masterful Donkey Kong absolutely demolishing his poor opponents.
While it should be noted that greatest fighter in Smash Brothers, Luigi, was not a part of this fight, this is some of the most impressive smashing that has been posted online in quite some time. Also take note that Donkey Kong is wearing his power purple tie, which is hew of the same material that’s used to create the Incredible Hulk’s amazingly rugged purple pants.