Wisconsin Defeats Mighty Kentucky, Obama is to Blame

 

Secret White House photograph shows Obama and Coach K already taking photo ops for Duke's 2015 NCAA victory.  This is proof Obama has rigged the NCAA tournament.

Secret White House photograph shows Obama and Coach K already taking photo ops for Duke’s 2015 NCAA victory. This is proof Obama has rigged the NCAA tournament.

Beyond all expectations, the mighty Kentucky Wildcats — a team made up of one-and-done NBA ringers — somehow lost to the Wisconsin Badgers.

This is clearly the work of Obama.  All last week Obama conspired to give nuclear arms to Iran and Saudi Arabia, so his dark armies may gain a stronghold in the holy lands.

Obama has rigged the NCAA tournament to create a news story so juicy and salacious, that people will talk about it in disbelief for weeks to come. You can rest assured that Obama threatened to take away federal grants from Kentucky if they did not lose today. Obama just hated the idea of a team going 40-0 and taking attention away from him.

Let this be a lesson in life, college students. Obama claimed he set his bracket for Kentucky, but rest assured he put all his money on Duke. Just like Obama claims he has a heart for America, but rest assured his true loyalty lies with his ISIS brethren in Iran.

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