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Gay Marriage Is Causing Global Warming

news-graphics-2008-_440233a Polar bears are drowning alive in the Arctic Ocean and gay marriage is to blame.

The Bible warns of the dire consequences of allowing gay marriage, so it is no surprise to see science prove faith more and more in these modern cruel days, and evil hours.

At right, we can see Polar Bears are literally clinging for life, wondering why humans — who God gave charge to protect them in the Garden of Eden — are to blame for their imminent deaths.  Science shows the polar ice caps are melting and polar bear numbers are in decline as they suffer from plagues and then drown in the depths of the once frozen ocean.

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    Regions with higher per capita homosexuality are already experiencing an unseasonably warm spring, which has a trickle-down effect to phenomena such as increased death in honeybees populations.

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Written by Abe Goodman

Champion of American values and spreading morality to the unsaved world. And if you don't like that, you can just get out of my country smart-alack.

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