This Is Why America’s Fat: Krispy Kreme Unveils Donut Dog with Raspberry Jelly and Bacon



Why is America so fat?  It is because we are a capitalist nation whose best businesses thrive on producing items that will experience high demand.

Our insatiable desire for the best of everything extends into the junkfood market and the general rule of thumb is if a business can make it, you can buy it.  So what is to happen when Krispy Kreme unveils a low-priced delicious helping of bacon, magnificently piled between two cloud soft confections of delight, aka Krispy Kreme donut, and helped with raspberry jam.

What do you think?

Written by Abe Goodman

Champion of American values and spreading morality to the unsaved world. And if you don't like that, you can just get out of my country smart-alack.


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