Gay Oscar Host Neil Patrick Harris Shows Off “Tighty Whitey” Y Fronts, Seduces Married Men on Stage

admin-ajaxMORAL ALERT:  Hollywood, CA – The Homogay Agenda has struck another major blow to morality in America.

The Christian Pastor’s Guild of America already issued a Stage Two Red Alert on the Moral Warning Scale.  Cal Warren of our Christian Broadcasting Center sounded the alert earlier this week and elevated its status after learning Neil Patrick Harris planned to show off his ‘bulge’ on national television.

After learning that Harris planned to seduce innocent men with his humor and physique, we actively penned numerous letters to the Academy and asked them to forbid Harris’ gay agenda antics.

Shockingly the letters went unanswered and only one response from a snarky intern, “Enjoy your eyeful this Lord’s Sunday” was received back from them.

Needless to say, only an hour ago Harris carried out his plan, saying before the audience and the world:  “I invite anyone to touch my furry b*lls.”

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WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING IMAGE MEDIA CONTAINS ARCHIVED FOOTAGE OF A GAY MAN USING SEDUCTION TECHNIQUES.  HARRIS, WHO IS 41-years-old, HAS THE TYPICALLY GAY BODY – FIT, SCULPTED AND RIPPLING WITH VIGOR OF A MAN HALF HIS AGE.  THIS BODY IS INTENDED TO MAKE EXHAUSTED MARRIED MEN  LUST FOR THEIR YOUNGER COLLEGE GLORY DAYS AND BY PROXY, LUST AFTER HARRIS AND THEN HAVE CONFUSING HOMOSEXUAL THOUGHTS.  PLEASE FIRST PRAY AND THEN DEMAND ANY WIFE/WOMEN/CHILDREN IMMEDIATELY LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE REVIEWING THIS EVIDENCE OF THE GAY’S AGENDA.

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My dear friends, Hollywood has a very clear agenda to destroy the nuclear family.  What better way to confuse the family than assaulting the eyes of normal everyday husbands and fathers with confusing looks at what is known as ‘twinkage’, which is what Harris’ build is known as in the gay trading circles.

This damning evidence shows the war against the family is sneaky and powerful all at once.  Only time will tell how this Gay Superweapon (Neil Patrick Harris) exposure impacts the divorce rate and reports of secret homosexuality in statistical data that will be collected in the coming weeks.

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