Critics laughed when Christian scientists made an empirical link between adult onset homosexuality and child measles vaccines, but now we are seeing yet another measles outbreak in a high per capita gay marriage region of California.
Then on the other shining sea, America is suffering the coldest temperatures of the modern age. Christian weather forecasters showed this was going to happen last weekend, right after the first Valentine’s Day that allowed so many same marriage couples enjoy a romantic night with beautiful, sparkly wedding diamonds adorning their loving fingers that romanced under candlelit dinners nationwide. But America is ignoring the signs and guess what?
God has taken his wrath and warnings to celestial levels.
No other star has ever been so close to the Milky Way galaxy. Proxima Centuari, currently the closest galaxy-class star to Earth, is five times further away than the Wrath Star — also called Scholz’s Star.
Keep in mind this star made its close pass to Earth only 2 days after the most gay marriage friendly Valentine’s Day in Earth’s history.
My dear friends and good readers, if you would let me just become a part of this story for a second. Look, we have all read the Bible and know it means Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth. Now, it is written we should all love each other and I loves all people. I truly do.
But if gay marriage is causing the Creator to be so upset over all this, and our Instruction Manual says that a man’s body is made for a woman’s pleasure, and a woman’s body for a man’s pleasure, shouldn’t we try to assemble the pieces in the right way and see if that fixes everything?
I mean, just look at these headlines our sensationalist friend Drudge is reporting today:
Lake Ontario ice nears record...
Coldest Temps Since Late-1800s in East...
'Life-threatening' Chill Hits South...
This is apocalyptic warning, my friends. “Coldest temps”. “Life-threatening”. “Ice records”. “The Great Lakes of America freeze into frozen death tundras overnight, gay marriage is still legal”.
Those things are just so shocking and scary, that we need to try to fix the product. We need to use marriage like it was created to be used my friends. Don’t you agree?