Obama Unveils Global Warming Plan To Transform Earth Into Satan’s Fiery Kingdom

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Obama plans to destroy Jesus and terrorform the Earth to create a fiery new kingdom where Satan can rule in a scorching age of Liberal Darkness.

Scientists from NASA and NOAA report 2014 was the hottest year in human history.  Even today, throughout the Midwest states in the US a heat wave has temperatures 80 degrees above January average.

For years, conservatives and liberals have argued over claims of global warming.   Now this year Obama is making his big reveal.  It is true, the Earth is hot but it actually may be irreversibly hot.  Scientists are now warning the winter is so warm that  Ocean Life Faces ‘Mass Extinction  and  Earth has exceeded beyond ‘planetary boundaries’.

Why is the temperature getting so hot, so suddenly?

Obama is causing all the gas prices to be cheap, so that our cars may pollute the atmosphere even more.  The more car exhaust in the air, the faster Earth will overheat and plumes of liquid magma will spurt forth from the ground, catching everything around it in fires from middle earth.

It is when this happens that Obama will reveal that he is indeed creating a new age of Liberal Darkness, where the fires of Earth blot out the Sun from the sky and Satan shall emerge to rule us all, with Obama as his second in command.

Obama tried to turn conservatives and all people against green energy (by embracing it himself), but we can see now that Obama was using reverse psychology.  It was actually oil along that was his big reveal plan to make us so addicted to it, then give it to us at a cheap price, that we drive all around and finish the Earth off.

Global warming was not the brainchild of Obama, but he’s enacting its end goals:  destroy the beautiful, green and wet Earth that God gave to humans, and transform it into a giant tar pit of heat, despair and destruction.

 

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