Obama Stabbing Christians With Light Sabers

obama stabbing christians with lightsabers
Obama celebrated the first weekend of December by openly stabbing Christians with new military-grade weaponry in front of his smiling family . Every December Obama declares war against Christmas and Christians, but with his years in office coming to an end Obama is stepping up his game and outright destroying Christian lives with advanced military weaponry.

{adinserter 2}Obama’s war against Jesus, America, Christians and Christmas took a frightening new turn early Saturday after the president openly stabbed a Christian movie producer who came to visit the White House.

The producer, Matthew Aferty, is associated with the hit Christian film Saving Christmas.  Made for the holiday season, Saving Christmas is a Kirk Cameron blockbuster designed to warn America about the left-wing war against Christmas and American values.  The movie encourages Americans to band together and celebrate their families, gifts and tradition this holiday season, all things Obama does not want happening so he can have a great race war and declare a martial law where he never leaves the White House come 2016.

Christmas 2014 may be America’s last chance to unify and save itself, but Obama released a clear message to the Christian community and those who support Saving Christmas.  Obama used a once fictional technology from the most anti-Christian movie series, Star Wars, and stabbed the movie producer in cold blood as we can see in the exclusive footage above.  This act is Obama’s warning as to what he plans to do to Jesus and any Christians who stand in the way of his agenda to destroy Jesus and user in a new age of liberal darkness.

Under the condition of anonymity an intern in the White House leaked the above image.  We can see the torment and shock on Aferty’s face, as Obama lured him to the White House to discuss an online Obama-lead campaign to make Saving Christmas the lowest rated movie of all time.

Ever the grassroots internet expert, Obama ordered  the infamous Reddit community to destroy Saving Christmas‘ rating on the IMDB and film critic site Rotten Tomatoes.  Godless wonders from all around the world united to carry out Obama’s orders, instantly making the movie go from a rating of 9.7/10 to 1.3/10.

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Written by Annabelle Goodman

As for me and my country, we WILL serve the Lord! And if you don't like that, you can just get out smart alack!


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  1. Wow. What a freaking communist! I cant believe anybody would ever like this racist, god-hating jerk. Honestly! Go back to the middle eastern land you came from freak!

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