Obama Legalizes Feeding Christians to Lions

barack obama feed christians to lions

Hearing that Utah is bringing back firing squads to punish those found innocent, an emboldened Obama proclaimed today that all Christians he condemns can be executed by being fed to hungry lions.

News of Obama’s latest antics comes on the heels of his battle against Christianity.    Sources indicate that Obama plans to torment the righteous by torturing anyone who refuses to get the Mark of the Beast, which will be placed in RFID chips that are put into vaccinations.

{adinserter 2} Last month Obama mysteriously started traveling to Italy, meeting up with architects who have known affiliations with the Freemasons.  It is now revealed that Obama is using US tax money to makes plans for restoring the ancient Coliseum, then putting on games where convicted Christians will be slaughtered and a triumphant  Obama will continue his plans to grab power, destroy Jesus and reign in age of Liberal Darkness that features married gays throwing orgies in bathhouses and false gods like Ares and Aphrodite (whore of Babylon) walking the Earth upon the fractured bones of the innocent.


obama training lion to eat christians
In this undated photograph Obama is seen grooming a new lion so it will grow to hate Christians and devour them at Obama’s command.

Revelation 7  The Beast was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation.

These are truly the end times, good friends and dear readers.

What do you think?

Written by Annabelle Goodman

As for me and my country, we WILL serve the Lord! And if you don't like that, you can just get out smart alack!


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