Annabelle Goodman
President Barack Hussein Obama stormed back into the United States in dramatic fashion.
Gone all last week to Asia on a ‘diplomatic mission’, Obama demanded a red carpet rolled out for his return to the United States.
“These damned Republicans cannot be trusted. If they cannot extend their hand to embrace me in democracy, then I shall crush them with the iron fist of my liberal empire,” an anonymous source quotes Obama as saying as he spoke to his new Secret Service after he landed in Air Force One.
Washington Insiders speculate that Obama funneled money from the US economy to China, where he hired and imported some of the Japan’s top robotic scientists to create the legion of White Asimo robots.
Only days ago, one of these Asimo robots purportedly attacked and killed two Christian missionaries in China.
Obama’s new SS number over 1,000 by estimates, which sources reveal likely cost the US taxpayers over $1 trillion.
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