Just moments after the Supreme Court ruled gay marriage is to be legal in Kansas, residents report a massive earthquake took place.

The National Seismic Institute ruled the earthquake measured a massive 4.8 on the Richter scale. The timing of the earthquake could only mean that God was very, very upset with the Supreme Court’s ruling and was throwing a tantrum to express his dissent with them falling in line with Obama’s schemes to destroy the nuclear family.
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You and The Onion…need to collaborate….y’all could cause some REAL mayhem that way!!! LOL….Thanks for the laugh…I enjoyed this immensely…