Megyn Kelly Introduces Mike F*ckabee, Cannot Contain Her Freudian Passion for Handsome Christian Governor

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{adinserter 2}Sultry, intelligently blonde Fox News bombshell Megyn Kelly was reduced to a Freudian mess of emotions when introducing powerful, handsome and Christian Governor Mike Huckabee on her show last night.

Little pellets of sweat dripping down her brow in anticipation of hearing the Governor’s stern, moral words for America, Kelly could not help but introduce him as ‘Mike F*ckabee’.

Fortunately, Governor Huckabee is used to women swooning over himself and causing this sort of hysteria.  Like most Christian men, Governor Huckabee commands a Godly presence and when he presents himself before crowds, women are instantly attracted to his good spirit, firm stance against Obama and plans to restore America to its Christian tradition and heritage.

So to the liberals slighting Megyn Kelly, you should just shut your mouths and realize that any woman in her right mind would have some passion for a guy like Huckabee.   We all know liberal women are attracted to Jama’al the Baggy Pants Gangster or Biker Boy Sam with all his piercings and tattoos, but the women who matter to America will always find a hardworking family man like Governor Huckabee to be quite attractive.

What do you think?

Written by Abe Goodman

Champion of American values and spreading morality to the unsaved world. And if you don't like that, you can just get out of my country smart-alack.


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