Affirmative Action Calculator Gives Black Student Athletes Answers Just By Taking Picture of Textbook Math Problem

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Sources from North Carolina are reporting the existence of an ‘Affirmative Action’ calculator.  This technology was allegedly created by the Eric Holder and the Obama administration.  Stealing from the basic designs of the classic TI calculator series, the Affirmative Action Calculator Initiative (AACI) was launched in total by Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Eric Holder, Barack Obama and the Chinese government.

Documents purport to show how Obama hired Chinese-government hackers to infiltrate the most sophisticated of America’s calculating databases and tasked them with reverse-engineering code to make it so that calculators could ‘Snapchat’ any math problems from a textbook and then send an image of the problem over to giant Chinese labor factories.

In these factories, young Chinese children were forced to work in sweat shop conditions and then do all the calculations being sent to them from America.  Advanced calculus, geometry, trigonometry, these maths were just the tip of the iceberg for the AACI in ensuring that black student athletes gained another unfair advantage in the classroom.

From 2009 until present, the scores of black student athletes increased very dramatically in the United States.  But in late 2011, a human right’s group interviewed a Chinese student who was forced to work in one of the Math Sweat Shops of China and several media organizations started to look into the issue.

Under fire, Obama ordered the immediate end to the sweat shops and instead, called upon his Chinese engineers to instead further develop their algorithms to have the calculator automatically do the math, with no need of snapchatting the answers back and forth between the college athletes in the United States and the indentured elementary school children in China.

The result is the leaked Affirmative Action Calculator App, 2.0.  At a cost of $4,983.00 per athlete, it quickly explains why the government so suddenly has no money to give hardworking students from poor incomes a chance for college.  Perkins loans and government grants are a thing of the past, because Obama instead used most of the government’s loan and scholarship money in trying to make black athletes look better.

This is only speculation, but my guess is Obama would rather have classrooms full of entertainers than aspiring neurosurgeons like Dr. Ben Carson getting a chance to rise above poverty and use their massive intellect to save lives and then become political leaders.  Obama would rather the classrooms be filled with unintelligent folks, so that the cycle of poverty continues and democrats can continue to exploit black people in ghetto communities as an excuse to raise taxes, require Obamacare and food stamp subsidies, build up a police state and power of a federal government and destroy American freedom and independence in general.

Just like the Fast and Furious gun fiasco in Mexico, expect Obama and his cronies to try to cover all of this up.  There is a reason that Eric Holder suddenly resigned and is trying to distance himself from the scandal.

What do you think?

Written by Annabelle Goodman

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