Gay Marriage Households Twice As Likely To Catch Ebola

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Bad news for gay couples.  New logistical analyses of the spread of Ebola indicates that gay people who choose to get married and live in the same house as their mistresses are two times more likely to catch and spraddle Ebola than gays who maintain a single individual household.

That is to say, for gay couples, the basic reproduction number for Ebola (R0)  is greater than 1. Specifically, R0>2.  Any epidemiologist can tell you that when this happens, there is a major chance that the virus cannot be contained and will spread into the general population.  This is exactly what we are seeing in the United States right now.

My dear friends and good readers, it is no coincidence that only a week after the Supreme Court ruled that gays can force states to let them get gay married and move in together, that America is having its worst Ebola outbreak of all time.

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For every day gay marriage is not outlawed by the Supreme Court, America’a confirmed Ebola infestations continue to increase. The data indicate gays should be forced into marriage quarantine, that is, not allowed to get marriage licenses until the Ebola threat is gone in two or three more years.

Before last week, America had a 0% rate of Ebola.  A person with Ebola never existed in America.  Then, the Supreme Court upheld a sinful appellate ruling that lets gays game the marriage system.  Now, look at what we are dealing with folks.  The amount of Ebola cases in America are astronomical, a sharp 300% increase.

Gays are surely excited and rushing to destroy state law with their new Supreme Court loophole, but due to recent circumstances Obama must do the right thing and issue an executive order.

America needs a moratorium on gay marriage.  Until the Ebola scare has run its course, its imperative that gays do not become a victim of statistics.

For gays worried that this is just a stalling technique, do not think that way.  This is simply a way of looking out for yourself and all others here on Earth.  Let’s get to the bottom of Ebola, before letting gays do the same to each other.

We just need to ban gay marriage for a little bit longer, how about until after 2016.

What do you think?

Written by Annabelle Goodman

As for me and my country, we WILL serve the Lord! And if you don't like that, you can just get out smart alack!


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