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Ebola Zombie Sickness Now Spreading Through Colorado

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Has the Ebola plague breached the United States?  Harrowing new reports from Colorado reveal the worst of fears:  a strange new debilitating virus is spreading among children.

The symptoms are sudden, fierce and shocking:  severe muscle weakness, paralysis, respiratory symptoms and limb weakness.

Meanwhile, 3,000 troops have been deployed to Liberia to prevent the illness from spreading to over 1.4 million possible vectors.

What do you think?

Written by Abe Goodman

Champion of American values and spreading morality to the unsaved world. And if you don't like that, you can just get out of my country smart-alack.

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  1. okay, this entire article is complete bull*.
    “Ebola Zombie Sickness Now Spreading Through Colorado” !?
    In the article that YOU linked, not once do they mention Ebola.
    “a strange new debilitating virus is spreading among children.”
    Also in the article you linked, they state that the virus that they are discussing (which is not Ebola) has been around since 1962.

    You make me sad for the human race.

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