Has the Ebola plague breached the United States? Harrowing new reports from Colorado reveal the worst of fears: a strange new debilitating virus is spreading among children.

The symptoms are sudden, fierce and shocking: severe muscle weakness, paralysis, respiratory symptoms and limb weakness.
Meanwhile, 3,000 troops have been deployed to Liberia to prevent the illness from spreading to over 1.4 million possible vectors.

okay, this entire article is complete bull*.
“Ebola Zombie Sickness Now Spreading Through Colorado” !?
In the article that YOU linked, not once do they mention Ebola.
“a strange new debilitating virus is spreading among children.”
Also in the article you linked, they state that the virus that they are discussing (which is not Ebola) has been around since 1962.
You make me sad for the human race.
Lelz truth seeker.
This website is satire
+ i enjoy “yur”sense of humour.Thanks for the good laughing moments.Amen.+