Abe Goodman
A wild-eyed Ferguson, Missouri police officer shocked White House Secret Service today when he suddenly hopped the fence and tried to arrest Barack Obama.
“Yeah, he was just sitting in his police cruiser. We asked him what brought him to D.C. all the way from Missouri, in his police cruiser,” reported a Secret Service member, under condition of anonymity.
The officer allegedly told Secret Service members, “I got a call that a black man was in the White House, so I had to come and investigate. Sounded like a break in to me.”
Secret Service officials allegedly explained to the officer that Mitt Romney lost the last election and it is true that a black man was actually voted into office.
The officer reportedly stated, “Well I’ll be damned.”
Sources close to the case expect the name of the officer to be withheld until the end of the investigation.
