Do you remember when we impeached Bill Clinton after forcing an innocent young woman to give him immorally adulterated pleasures?
Bill Clinton took to the airwaves to make a case for himself. He was angry because America voted to impeach him and bring shame to his name. We were going to even force Clinton to leave office for sinning by betraying his marriage vows, but then he did one quick ‘face the nation’. Take a look:

I warned everyone Bill Clinton was not playing word games. He was secretly calling to a Muslim ally. Here were my words on the subject:
“Do you remember this? At the time, Bill Clinton was caught cheating on his wife Hillary Clinton. As America’s Christians questioned him on why he would betray us like this, during his defense he mockingly asked, “What is, is?”
We thought he was playing word semantics, but in actuality, Bill Clinton was secretly communicating with his terrorist allies in the Middle East. What is, is?
What, ISIS?
“is, is” was Clinton’s way of publicly calling on the help of ISIS. It is well documented that Arab leaders high-fived Clinton for getting rimmers from Lewinsky, they loved his soft policies on Saddam. With Democrats in office, terrorists have it made.
When the American public voted to impeach Clinton, he sent on this secret message to ISIS. “What is, IS” What is Islamic State.
That was his answer to getting impeached. He called upon ISIS to help distract America with acts of terror. Isn’t it a bit suspicious that 9/11 happened just after George W. Bush getting into office? That was just the Democrats showing what happens when you try to impeach one of them. They will unleash their terrorist buddies on us.”

If you believe this then pigs are flying right now