Gene Simmons Confesses Rock Music is Dead, Christians 1: Atheists 0

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Kiss Play The Forum in London

Gene Simmons ranks as Satan’s 17th favorite rocker and is responsible for many demon possessions, converting girls to lick tongue lesbianism and causing 60% of the teenage pregnancies from the 70s and 80s after headlining “Rock and Roll All Night, Then Party Every Day!”

”Kiss” front man Gene Simmons confessed that ‘rock music is dead’ today in a press conference.

Loudwire.com was the first to report the great news.

“Simmons also offers sobering advice for young musicians and songwriters saying, “Don’t quit your day job is a good piece of advice. When I was coming up, it was not an insurmountable mountain. Once you had a record company on your side, they would fund you, and that also meant when you toured they would give you tour support.” He adds, “There are still record companies, and it does apply to pop, rap, and country to an extent. But for performers who are also songwriters — the creators — for rock music, for soul, for the blues — it’s finally dead. Rock is finally dead.”

“It’s very sad for new bands. My heart goes out to them. They just don’t have a chance.””

What Simmons is witnessing and talking about here is the end result of Christian prayers.  For years, I have prayed until sweat dripped down my brow that Satan’s favorite music, Rock n’ Roll, would die forever.

Ever since the 1950s, Rock music and Satan’s heartbeat have had the same rhythm.  Every time Satan’s heart would beat, some grungy rocker would twaddle a naive college girl and get her pregnant with STDS and unfathered children.

Through the power of Christian prayers, music has become progressively worse.  It used to be that bands like Metallica, the Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, The Doobie Brothers, The Phish, KISS and especially Black Sabbath helped liberals destroy Jesus and Christianity with every Satanic minor 7th their guitars and voices rang out in lyrics.

But through Christian prayers, musicians have become less talented and more easily able to achieve record deals.  The greed of Big Hollywood is backfiring, as producers are quick to sign up talentless music acts.  Just look at the hot ‘rock stars’ of today:

Lol!  These babies cannot do music!  And they cannot even wield a level 3 Satanic power.

Then it gets even better my friends.  If you go to the Billboard Top 100 for the summer, you will find the top Rock ‘N Roll Act right now is:

Taylor Swift (album)

Taylor Swift, rated the most popular Rock ‘N Roll act for the summer of 2014.

 

That young woman is Taylor Swift.  I would let her sing lullabyes to my grandchildren, she is so pure looking and none threatening.  She is rock’s biggest act right now, as you can see in Billboard.

I wish I could go back in time right now and ‘high five’ my church pastor who warned me as a kid, rock music is the devil and will get you pregnant.

His words were so true and I am grateful to see this horrible genre fall.  The day will come again where Christians and true Country (not this new age devil crap with lens flare and Abercrombie models faking farm work) rule the airwaves and America will be a better place.

 

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  1. Sära Clärk September 6, 2014
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    So… why is country god’s music?

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  2. SatanOurLord666 September 8, 2014
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    But the metal lives on…

    HAIL SATAN, HAIL METAL

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