Obama Leaked Jennifer Lawrence Photos To Distract America From His Plan To Destroy Jesus


 On the internet, Obama’s street name is 4 chan:  For (4) Communism Hurting America’s Nation.

Ladies and gentleman, meet 4 Chan, aka, Barack Hussein Obama.  I’m blaming the photo scandal on Obama because he is guilty and this is all a part of his smoke and mirrors plan to distract us from his excessive golfing, allowing ISIS to build power, horrible economy and inability to scare Putin away from the Ukraine.

It is not uncommon for US presidents to orchestrate massive public spectacles and events to distract the public from the true events of the world.  Have you ever noticed whenever something like the Ferguson riots take place, there are crazy stories that come out a day later.  Do you really think Joan Rivers just ‘magically’ had a botched vocal chord lift?  I think not!

{adinserter square}Obama had something to do with Joan Rivers’ demise, but that is beyond the scope of this article.

Today, we need to think about the scope of what we are dealing with here.  The Apple iPhone cloud is something that Obama and his NSA regularly spy within.  Obama can casually browse every single picture you have taken at his whim and command.

So with all the bad politics he’s been guilty of, and then the day Vladimir Putin attacks Ukraine and ISIS threatens to attack America, what happens?  There is suddenly a massive ‘100 nude celebrity’ photo leak, including photo leaks of Jennifer Lawrence and Kirsten Dunst.

There are 100s more of the pictures and perhaps even videos.  My heart truly goes out to these celebrities for being pawns in Obama’s political game.  What scares me more is that our sons and daughters are viciously searching the internet for these pictures.


Obama’s connections to underground hacking network is well-known.  Reddit is the modern-day equivalent of Nixon-styled politics:  sneaky, rife with espionage and dagger politics, biased and near expert at obtaining information not meant for them.

On, the liberals have created a celebration called ‘The Fappening’ where they are celebrating each one of these personal, shameful leaked photographs.  Reddit is proud that its chief resident, Barack Obama, has been able to pull off such a massive act of e-tyranny at the behest of very busty women.

Never before would one have thought that a sitting US president would exploit young, voluptuous celebrities to further his political agenda, but as we are learning there is no ends to Obama’s madness and dedication to hanging onto power in this nation.

In a week or so, just watch, Obama will have a ‘fall guy’ take the blame for this one, but now you know who is truly to blame:  Barack Obama.

How Does Obama Leaking Saucy Pictures Help Destroy Jesus in America?

As you read this article, millions of young men worldwide are being lead away from Christ by searching for these pictures of Mary-Kate Olsen, Selena Gomez, Rihanna, Jennifer Lawrence, Kirsten Dunst and nearly 100 others.  It is a sad, cruel day my friends.

What do you think?

Written by Abe Goodman

Champion of American values and spreading morality to the unsaved world. And if you don't like that, you can just get out of my country smart-alack.


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  1. Actually, there is still too much actual logic. The key to the tea party’s assuredness is an utter and lack of logic but with an attitude of certainty. I call them great Texan non sequiturs. Do you believe in Jesus? Vote for me! Ever been stung by a scorpion? Then back the hell up! I stand with Rick! Because I just do, dammit! I stand with Israel! For they cause the rapture. It only works if it doest ever make sense.

  2. Abe, I truly love you writing. You are welcomed on my computer screen all day long. Please continue to make me smile while I drink my coffee, surf the Internet on company time and scoff and the retarded people who can’t figure you out and make “smart-alecky” comments.

  3. Obama AntiChrist.

    Just the latest in a long line of Anti-Christs. Bush43 Anti-Christ, Clinton Anti-Christ, Bush41 Anti-Christ, Reagan Anti-Christ, Carter Anti-Christ, Ford Anti-Christ, Nixon Anti-Christ, Lorne Michaels, and the New York Yankees.

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